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deanky:

new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint

new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga

new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up

new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

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thebootydiaries:

My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

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parabins:

parabins:

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

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crissle:

thotzekage:

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

gussy

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